My mom made a salad made of Snickers bars, lettuce, chopped bananas, and vanilla pudding dressing.
My mom made a salad made of Snickers bars, lettuce, chopped bananas, and vanilla pudding dressing.
by DumplingsOrElse
32 Comments
BalzacTheGreat
what the fuck is lettuce doing in there
Aardvark_Man
You use the word salad, but I feel that’s a really, really loose usage.
Spegynmerble
Lettuce should be green apples, bananas should be walnuts, and add whipped cream. We have it at potlucks all the time in the midwest
ComfortabletheSky
Sounds like a delicious dessert if only there were no lettuce. What a weird recipe.
Ziegelphilie
Are you sure your mom doesn’t have alzheimers because this sounds like alzheimers cuisine
Pathagarous
Oh my God. Seek medical help immediately. For your mom. She is unwell.
LadyAnnala
The only thing I like in this is the lettuce.
Gelnika1987
and you *ate* it?
Strong_Salad3460

Candycornonthefloor
The lettuce is dumb in this mix but it seems like it would taste ok. Odd mix of mouth sensations with the soft banana, crunchy lettuce and firm snickers.
Also maybe take Mom to the doctor?
Massive_Spot6238
That’s a sign. Take your mom to Ben & Jerry’s so she forgets how to make this abomination
audreyhorn666
Your mom is a huge stoner
CHNLNK
…is your mom Mormon?
f_ranz1224
congratulations on the new baby sibling
Beau-bonic
lol got a Snickers ad in this thread
Myth_Mula

Poo_Poo_La_Foo
I can only assume your mother is in or from America.
Timely-Neck-9503
Since the weird lettuce was pointed out why the hell you eating with two spoons
Agile_Vanilla_1802
You have to eat it man. You dont want to hurt her feelings do you?
Tatsandacat
Now you know why mixing up your medicines is bad 🤦🏻♀️
JustAPerson-_-
Minus the lettuce..that’d be good
RegalTeal
Lettuce pray for this dish.
DrPants707
Ok, but the lettuce?
Starlight_Seafarer
Is she okay…
Lollipopwalrus
Is your mum okay?
stickytuna
Is your mom pregnant
Kiwi_CunderThunt
Poor Snickers bar 🙁
Forward-Rule-1699
But that’s your mom sooo you gotta eat it =
Sprmodelcitizen
Is she mentally ill?
Jim_Nills_Mustache
Time to put nana in a home
Foreign_Western2945

MareIncognita
I downvoted cus this is disgusting but then upvoted cus this is what this sub is for!
32 Comments
what the fuck is lettuce doing in there
You use the word salad, but I feel that’s a really, really loose usage.
Lettuce should be green apples, bananas should be walnuts, and add whipped cream. We have it at potlucks all the time in the midwest
Sounds like a delicious dessert if only there were no lettuce. What a weird recipe.
Are you sure your mom doesn’t have alzheimers because this sounds like alzheimers cuisine
Oh my God. Seek medical help immediately. For your mom. She is unwell.
The only thing I like in this is the lettuce.
and you *ate* it?

The lettuce is dumb in this mix but it seems like it would taste ok. Odd mix of mouth sensations with the soft banana, crunchy lettuce and firm snickers.
Also maybe take Mom to the doctor?
That’s a sign. Take your mom to Ben & Jerry’s so she forgets how to make this abomination
Your mom is a huge stoner
…is your mom Mormon?
congratulations on the new baby sibling
lol got a Snickers ad in this thread

I can only assume your mother is in or from America.
Since the weird lettuce was pointed out why the hell you eating with two spoons
You have to eat it man. You dont want to hurt her feelings do you?
Now you know why mixing up your medicines is bad 🤦🏻♀️
Minus the lettuce..that’d be good
Lettuce pray for this dish.
Ok, but the lettuce?
Is she okay…
Is your mum okay?
Is your mom pregnant
Poor Snickers bar 🙁
But that’s your mom sooo you gotta eat it =
Is she mentally ill?
Time to put nana in a home

I downvoted cus this is disgusting but then upvoted cus this is what this sub is for!